-- gimmickPuppet [GP] began pestering sharkDrake [SD] at 08:22 [03:22, 02/09/13] --

[halp]

[08:22] -- gimmickPuppet [GP] began pestering sharkDrake [SD] at 08:22 --

[08:22] GP: ryoooogaaaa

[08:22] GP: are you theeeere

[08:23] SD: iv it is 3 am and i have my status to absconded why are you messaging me

[08:24] GP: because i wanted to speak to someone who 15nt apparently naked in my room with a weird wall in there

[08:24] GP: dont ask

[08:24] SD: and im your only option

[08:25] GP: its you or michael

[08:25] GP: you see my problem

[08:25] SD: really

[08:25] GP: well yeah

[08:25] SD: ...point

[08:25] GP: the only other person online 15 chr15

[08:25] GP: and uhhhh

[08:25] GP: like i said

[08:25] GP: naked in my room with a weird wall????

[08:26] SD: for someone telling me not to ask

[08:26] SD: youre sure acting like you want me to ask

[08:26] GP: you can ask but he hasnt told me anything yet

[08:27] GP: besides that he spoke to my sprite????

[08:27] GP: not sure if related

[08:27] GP: oh update apparently it 15 related

[08:27] SD: i forgot that thing existed thanks so much for reminding me

[08:27] GP: hey

[08:27] GP: chr15 reminded me of it

[08:28] GP: im just sharing the holy shit what

[08:28] SD: youre going to tell me everything anyway otherwise you wouldnt have bothered messaging me so get on with it

[08:28] SD: actually i revoke that i think i dont want to know

[08:28] GP: chr15 says my sprite took h15 clothes

[08:28] GP: i

[08:28] GP: uh

[08:28] GP: sec

[08:28] SD: i

[08:28] SD: ok

[08:30] GP: i think hes saying that my sprite wants to bang him????

[08:31] GP: ryoga help me

[08:31] GP: ryoooogaaaa!!!!

[08:31] GP: ryoga seriously

[08:31] SD: im sorry you lost me at the thing that is half you wants to bang your brother

[08:31] SD: oh wait

[08:31] SD: im not actually sorry

[08:31] GP: oh my god

[08:32] GP: uh

[08:32] GP: okay

[08:32] SD: how the hell do you expect me to help you with this

[08:32] GP: i dont know

[08:32] GP: message chr15

[08:32] GP: d15tract him

[08:33] SD: are you asking me to keep ghost puppet you from having sex with your brother

[08:33] GP: yes

[08:33] SD: do you know how weird that is

[08:33] SD: just checking

[08:33] GP: just

[08:33] GP: do it okay

[08:33] SD: god

[08:33] SD: fine

[08:33] SD: whatever

[08:33] GP: i will owe you

[08:33] GP: ill give you a k15s

[08:33] GP: or whatever

[08:33] SD: yeah

[08:33] SD: no.

[08:33] GP: are you sure

[08:33] SD: just

[08:33] SD: shut up

[08:33] GP: i

[08:33] GP: okay

[08:35] GP: whats he saying

[08:35] GP: are you talking to him yet????

[08:35] SD: yes i messaged him he has yet to reply

[08:35] SD: can you wait five minutes you enormous child

[08:36] GP: oh my god

[08:36] GP: hes saying he would have noticed if my sprite has a dick because he was cold and the sprite was offering to warm him up

[08:36] SD: do i want to know more about this situation

[08:36] GP: you can see why im concerned okay!!!!

[08:36] SD: i think the answer to that is a resounding no

[08:37] GP: look

[08:37] GP: ryoga

[08:37] GP: if you can cockblock whatever the hell 15 going on here

[08:37] GP: i will full-on make out with you if thats what you want

[08:37] GP: or do something else i guess

[08:37] SD: chris wants to know why you dont want ivsprite to bang him and

[08:37] SD: why

[08:38] SD: would i want to make out with you

[08:38] SD: im legitimately wondering why you would think that is a thing i would want to do

[08:38] GP: because its a blue version of me with ball joints

[08:38] GP: and why wouldnt you want to make out with me

[08:38] SD: and here i thought you werent a complete dick

[08:38] SD: my mistake

[08:39] GP: i was just trying to be charitable okay

[08:39] GP: offer a prize worth the task

[08:39] GP: not everyone gets that kind of fanservice

[08:39] SD: i think im going to puke

[08:40] GP: shhhh

[08:40] SD: and then i will come over there and beat the shit out of you thats my price for doing this for you i get to punch you repeatedly

[08:40] GP: wait

[08:40] GP: no

[08:40] GP: 4 that price youd have to

[08:40] GP: i dont know

[08:40] GP: something else too

[08:40] SD: whatever its not worth it

[08:40] SD: just

[08:41] SD: raincheck for a favor or whatever i guess

[08:41] SD: even though i have no idea what the hell id ever need from you

[08:41] GP: whoa who said you could raincheck

[08:41] GP: th15 15 a limited offer ryoga

[08:41] SD: the fact that i dont need anything right at this moment and youre asking me to cockblock a puppet version of you who laughs creepily

[08:41] GP: unless you choose the k15s i guess i could save that

[08:42] SD: wow do you just really want to kiss me is that what this is about

[08:42] GP: what

[08:42] GP: i

[08:42] SD: sorry thats probably not going to happen

[08:42] GP: no that

[08:42] GP: i

[08:42] GP: shut up ryoga

[08:42] SD: anyway chris says he doesnt want to have puppet sex

[08:43] GP: i dont believe him hes naked

[08:43] SD: i told him he should tell you that and he didnt reply so i am telling you myself

[08:43] SD: he hasnt said anything else after that im just gonna assume hes occupied

[08:43] GP: wait what

[08:43] GP: i

[08:43] GP: sec

[08:43] GP: oh

[08:43] GP: okay

[08:43] GP: never mind

[08:44] GP: you said he was occupied right after i said he was naked and i

[08:44] GP: never mind

[08:44] SD: iv.

[08:44] SD: why does it matter so much if ivsprite wants to bang chris anyway

[08:44] SD: like aside from being really gross

[08:44] GP: it

[08:45] GP: its just gross okay

[08:45] SD: its gross so you send a 14 year old to stop it

[08:45] SD: thanks iv

[08:45] SD: thanks

[08:45] GP: its like

[08:45] GP: hes part doll

[08:45] GP: would that make him a sex doll

[08:45] GP: with a tail

[08:45] GP: and part me

[08:45] SD: i

[08:45] SD: why are you asking me this

[08:45] GP: does he even have a dick i still dont know

[08:46] SD: again why

[08:46] GP: i cant stop thinking about it

[08:46] SD: whoa whoa whoa okay thats enough of that

[08:46] SD: sorry i asked

[08:46] SD: really didnt care to know that you keep wondering if an alternate version of you has a dick

[08:47] GP: if he wants to stick h15 hypothetical dick in my brother or have my brother stick h15 dick in h15 hypothetical whatever

[08:47] GP: i

[08:47] GP: dont know where i was going with that thought

[08:47] SD: youre hopeless

[08:47] SD: just

[08:48] SD: dont think anymore this is obviously too much for you

[08:48] GP: ID STOP THINKING ABOUT IT IF I COULD!!!!

[08:48] GP: ahem

[08:49] SD: chris says there is no danger of puppetsex

[08:49] GP: okay but

[08:49] GP: the sprite 15nt a puppet

[08:49] GP: thats not reassuring me at all

[08:49] SD: world weary sighing at the fact that you exist

[08:49] GP: i mean im glad he doesnt want to bang a puppet but still concerned about the sprite

[08:50] SD: he says sex with ivsprite was what he was referring to with the puppetsex thing

[08:51] SD: why am i involved with this i ask again

[08:51] SD: what deity did i piss off to be so unfortunate as to know you

[08:52] GP: shut up ryoga

[08:52] GP: fuck

[08:53] GP: now im thinking about chr15 naked why wont th15 stop

[08:53] SD: we are not doing this

[08:53] SD: we are not talking about your sexual frustration over your brother

[08:53] GP: no

[08:53] SD: that is not happening iv

[08:53] GP: what

[08:53] GP: no

[08:53] GP: no!!!!

[08:53] GP: i dont

[08:53] GP: thats not

[08:53] GP: a thing

[08:53] GP: okay

[08:53] SD: right

[08:53] SD: i definitely believe you

[08:54] GP: what if i just

[08:54] GP: thought about you naked instead

[08:54] GP: what then ryoga????

[08:54] SD: you realize that i will kill you

[08:54] SD: and then when youre dead

[08:54] SD: you realize you thought about a 14 year old naked

[08:54] GP: you know what

[08:54] GP: when the alternative 15 thinking about my brother getting it on with my sprite

[08:54] GP: im pretty sure i am okay with that

[08:55] SD: i will stop talking to you and leave you alone to think about chris having sex with your sprite if you dont stop it right now

[08:55] SD: i feel violated

[08:55] SD: alternatively ill tell michael to talk to you instead

[08:55] GP: but if you leave then how will you stop me from thinking about you naked ryoga

[08:55] GP: oh my god

[08:55] SD: consider carefully iv

[08:55] GP: you wouldnt

[08:56] SD: wanna bet

[08:56] GP: youd have to talk to him to do that

[08:56] SD: i think im willing to take that risk

[08:56] GP: are you though

[08:56] GP: are you really

[08:56] SD: youre thinking about me naked after repeated offers to kiss me i think i am willing to do that yeah

[08:56] GP: well uh

[08:56] GP: good thing hes offline now then huh

[08:57] SD: again i ask myself

[08:57] SD: why do you exist

[08:57] SD: why does any iteration of you exist

[08:57] GP: so you can be my biggest fan

[08:57] GP: of course

[08:57] SD: i said that one time to mock you

[08:57] SD: one. time.

[08:57] GP: uh huh

[08:58] GP: we all know the truth ryoga

[08:58] GP: give into it

[08:58] SD: you set my sister on fire doesnt that like legally prevent you from thinking about me naked

[08:58] GP: no

[08:58] GP: no it does not

[08:58] SD: im deeply concerned by this conversation

[08:58] SD: im deeply concerned by the fact i havent closed this window yet

[08:58] GP: just give in and admit it

[08:58] GP: you want that k15s

[08:58] SD: you are a disgusting human being

[08:59] GP: you wont say that when im k15sing you

[08:59] SD: that implies youll ever get that close to my face

[08:59] SD: im a knight i have swords and shit i will cut you

[08:59] GP: oh really

[08:59] GP: 15 that a prom15e

[08:59] GP: i mean

[08:59] GP: uh

[09:00] GP: 4get i said that part

[09:00] SD: how do you manage to ruin everything i say

[09:00] SD: is that some talent of yours

[09:00] SD: right along with ruining the rest of my life

[09:00] GP: would you like it to be

[09:00] SD: not particularly

[09:00] SD: would you stop hitting on me

[09:00] GP: no

[09:00] SD: i am going to stop talking to you

[09:00] SD: this conversation is literally pointless

[09:00] GP: okay

[09:00] GP: ill stop!!!!

[09:01] GP: just

[09:01] GP: dont leave me stuck talking to just chr15

[09:01] GP: not with the

[09:01] GP: sprite thing

[09:01] GP: okay

[09:01] GP: please

[09:01] SD: sigh

[09:01] SD: fine

[09:01] SD: youre lucky i was doing something else online anyway considering its 4 am

[09:03] GP: oh god

[09:03] GP: shit tonight 15 not going my way

[09:03] SD: what now

[09:03] GP: i might have

[09:03] GP: asked chr15 something

[09:03] GP: about uh

[09:04] GP: never mind actually lets not

[09:04] SD: which is code for you fucked everything up isnt it

[09:04] GP: no!!!!

[09:04] GP: i mean

[09:04] GP: hes busy

[09:04] SD: uh huh

[09:04] GP: i dont think he real15ed what i was talking about

[09:04] SD: should i even ask

[09:05] GP: like i said lets not

[09:06] GP: are you still talking to him

[09:06] GP: ryoga

[09:06] GP: ryoooogaaaa!!!!

[09:07] GP: ryoga did you go away

[09:07] SD: he just messaged me again

[09:07] GP: what did he say????

[09:07] SD: what you said

[09:07] GP: i

[09:07] GP: oh

[09:07] GP: uh

[09:07] SD: im not exactly sure what that was meant to be about

[09:07] SD: but

[09:08] GP: it wasnt supposed to be about anything okay

[09:08] SD: given this conversation i am making inferrences feel free to correct them at any time over here

[09:09] GP: what kind of inferrances

[09:09] SD: are you seriously doing this you know exactly what kind

[09:10] SD: the other kind would be you having sexual frustration over chris again

[09:10] SD: which one would you prefer to run with

[09:10] GP: uh

[09:10] GP: neither????

[09:10] SD: ok im good with that

[09:11] SD: lets just ignore this particular conversation shall we

[09:11] SD: also did you seriously block chris

[09:11] GP: it was an accident!!!!

[09:11] SD: again i definitely believe you

[09:11] GP: why would i want to block him

[09:12] SD: sometimes i have to repress the urge to block all of you so

[09:12] SD: not a question you should ask me

[09:12] GP: shhhh

[09:13] GP: fuck

[09:13] GP: ryoga

[09:13] GP: ryoga!!!!

[09:13] SD: what

[09:13] SD: what

[09:13] GP: he

[09:13] GP: put h15 hair up

[09:13] SD: ...and

[09:13] SD: how is that concerning

[09:13] GP: have you ever

[09:13] GP: seen him

[09:13] GP: with h15 hair up

[09:13] SD: no

[09:13] GP: you dont understand then

[09:14] SD: youre right i dont

[09:14] GP: fuck

[09:14] GP: can we uh

[09:14] GP: maybe rev15it the whole

[09:14] GP: sexual frustration over chr15 thing

[09:15] SD: you mean the thing everyone knows about already

[09:15] SD: sure

[09:15] GP: what

[09:15] SD: youre really bad at being covert

[09:15] GP: oh my god

[09:16] SD: were you saying something about your sexual frustration over chris or not

[09:16] GP: i uh

[09:17] GP: shit th15 15 getting confusing

[09:17] SD: is there a point to your babbling

[09:18] SD: im not sure if youve noticed but you have yet to actually tell me anything

[09:18] GP: i dont

[09:18] GP: know whats even happening any more

[09:18] GP: i think ive basically

[09:18] GP: confessed to you that i want to bang him and to him that i want to bang you????

[09:18] GP: shit

[09:18] GP: 4get i said that

[09:18] SD: well.

[09:18] GP: any of that

[09:19] SD: im going to pretend i didnt see that for mutual benefit

[09:20] GP: im grateful

[09:20] SD: do you want me to just tell him that you want to bang him for you

[09:20] GP: what

[09:20] GP: no

[09:20] GP: what the hell

[09:20] SD: well youre clearly having issues doing it yourself

[09:20] SD: you know nothing is going to actually happen if you continue being a huge loser right

[09:21] GP: oh my god

[09:21] GP: can you just

[09:21] GP: make me stop talking to him

[09:21] GP: 4ever

[09:21] SD: uh

[09:21] SD: i dont know how you expect me to accomplish that

[09:22] SD: hes your brother

[09:22] GP: i dont know

[09:22] SD: and kind of unavoidable

[09:22] GP: say something to him

[09:22] GP: ....

[09:22] SD: like what

[09:22] SD: "hey iv wants to never talk to you again"

[09:22] GP: not the thing about me wanting to bang him

[09:22] SD: sure thatll go over real well

[09:22] GP: or that

[09:22] GP: I DONT KNOW OKAY

[09:22] GP: think of something!!!!

[09:22] SD: siiiiigh

[09:24] GP: what are you saying

[09:24] GP: whats he saying

[09:24] GP: ryoga

[09:24] GP: ryoga!!!!

[09:24] GP: ryoooogaaaa!!!!

[09:24] SD: oh my GOD would you relax he takes about fifteen years to say anything

[09:25] SD: also i might have told him that you told me to say something to him but i didnt tell him anything you told me not to tell him so

[09:25] GP: what

[09:25] GP: im confused

[09:25] SD: i dont know what you expect me to be able to accomplish with this

[09:25] SD: [04:24] SD: okay he told me to say something to you but i cant actually think of anything so im just [04:24] SD: sitting here awkwardly now

[09:25] GP: wow

[09:25] GP: helpful

[09:25] SD: yes i do so much associating with your brother

[09:26] SD: youre asking me to keep him from talking to you and then youre hounding me about what hes saying

[09:26] GP: shit he just

[09:26] GP: [09:25] MA: He told me I handled my ex15ting siblings badly enough.

[09:26] GP: about my sprite

[09:26] GP: fuck

[09:26] GP: can you kill a sprite

[09:27] SD: considering theyre guides probably not

[09:27] GP: hes a shitty guide anyway whats the point of him

[09:27] SD: i dunno to serve as a reminder of how much you hate yourself i guess

[09:28] GP: ugh

[09:28] GP: uuuugh

[09:28] SD: stop ughing at me and tell me whats wrong you are infuriating

[09:28] GP: him

[09:28] GP: the sprite

[09:28] GP: 15 whats wrong

[09:29] SD: ok so

[09:29] SD: do something about it maybe

[09:29] GP: like what

[09:29] GP: i dont even know where it 15

[09:29] SD: wouldnt the logical assumption be wherever chris currently is

[09:29] GP: no theyre not with each other now

[09:29] SD: and yknow thats a point too you could go actually talk to chris

[09:30] SD: like not over a stupid chat client

[09:30] GP: i guess the sprite left after he yelled at chr15

[09:30] GP: or whatever

[09:30] GP: i uh

[09:30] GP: no

[09:30] GP: lets

[09:30] GP: not

[09:30] SD: okay option 3

[09:30] GP: ryoga can i come see you

[09:30] SD: -- not what i was going to say

[09:30] SD: why

[09:30] GP: i wont try to k15s you unless you ask first

[09:30] GP: i prom15e

[09:31] SD: im informing you for your benefit that i definitely just rolled my eyes

[09:31] SD: fine

[09:33] GP: shit i told him i was going to come see you and now he looks all sad

[09:33] SD: i know this is hard for you to process and all but he might actually like you

[09:33] SD: not that i can understand why

[09:33] SD: and maybe he doesnt want you to go run off to see the 14 year old you admitted to wanting to bang apparnetly

[09:34] GP: i

[09:34] SD: apparently too

[09:34] GP: no

[09:34] GP: he wouldnt

[09:34] GP: want me

[09:34] GP: i mean i guess i can

[09:34] GP: understand why you dont too

[09:35] GP: i mean the sprite 15 me too right

[09:35] GP: and hes a total ass

[09:35] SD: iv

[09:35] SD: shut up

[09:35] GP: what

[09:35] SD: self deprecating doesnt work for you

[09:35] GP: i

[09:35] GP: what

[09:35] SD: it pains me to admit this but you are not actully completely terrible alright

[09:35] SD: no stop whining

[09:35] SD: i can feel you whining from across the session

[09:36] GP: im not whining

[09:36] GP: i just

[09:36] SD: and you know it is completely probable that chris thinks youre even less horrible than me

[09:36] SD: than i do*

[09:36] SD: just throwing that out there

[09:36] GP: i doubt it

[09:36] GP: hes my brother he knows me better than you do

[09:36] SD: i swear to god youre hopeless

[09:37] GP: look i

[09:37] GP: nevermind okay i changed my mind about coming to see you

[09:37] SD: fine

[09:38] GP: i mean

[09:38] GP: i dont know

[09:38] SD: but im just going to reiterate the fact that youre not a total dick

[09:38] SD: i mean you are

[09:38] SD: but youre not a totally horrible dick

[09:38] GP: that

[09:38] GP: doesnt even make sense

[09:38] SD: shut up and accept the compliment

[09:39] GP: that was a compliment????

[09:39] SD: yes

[09:39] GP: uhhhh

[09:39] SD: what do you expect me to proclaim how great you are

[09:39] GP: no

[09:39] SD: look all im trying to say is

[09:39] GP: wed all know that was a lie

[09:39] SD: youre

[09:39] SD: tolerable.

[09:40] GP: ....

[09:40] GP: thanks

[09:40] GP: i guess

[09:40] SD: that sounds worse than it was intended

[09:40] SD: god okay fine if you ever repeat this i will murder you but

[09:40] SD: youre actually pretty alright

[09:40] GP: ....

[09:40] SD: and not a total waste of space as i sometimes call you

[09:40] GP: i

[09:40] GP: uh

[09:41] SD: and i dont actually contemplate blocking you daily and youre pretty ok

[09:41] SD: does that get the message across better

[09:41] GP: i uh

[09:41] GP: i

[09:41] SD: wow

[09:41] SD: how has nobody ever given you an award for your eloquence before

[09:42] GP: ....

[09:42] SD: you dont have to respond to that mess ok

[09:42] SD: i wouldnt respond to it either just stop its there you saw it hopefully you got the point

[09:42] GP: its

[09:42] GP: not a mess

[09:43] GP: i mean its probably

[09:43] GP: i

[09:43] GP: nevermind

[09:43] SD: yeah ok

[09:43] SD: so

[09:43] SD: chris.

[09:44] GP: ....

[09:44] GP: what about him

[09:44] SD: has he said anything else to you

[09:45] GP: he wants me to go see him

[09:45] SD: are you going to

[09:45] GP: i

[09:46] GP: dont know

[09:46] GP: i dont know what i want

[09:46] SD: do you really have to decide that right now that seems a little demanding

[09:46] GP: and he said he doesnt know if hes going to survive the game and he wants to see me first and

[09:46] SD: i mean dont

[09:46] GP: fuck

[09:46] SD: yeah i

[09:46] SD: maybe you should go??

[09:47] SD: it seems kind of important given context

[09:47] GP: he says he

[09:47] GP: trusts me to keep him alive

[09:47] SD: well

[09:47] SD: why shouldnt he

[09:48] GP: because ill probably mess it up????

[09:48] SD: maybe thats your problem

[09:48] SD: stop thinking that youll mess it up

[09:48] SD: and just

[09:48] SD: take the fact that he trusts you for what it is or something

[09:49] GP: i dont know what to do though

[09:49] GP: im supposed to be some big important player in th15 game and i dont

[09:49] GP: have a clue

[09:49] SD: thats the thing

[09:49] SD: none of us have a clue

[09:49] GP: and i dont even know how to sort out my own life let alone do any of the crap im supposed to

[09:50] SD: id try to be more helpful with your whole time deal but nobody else knows either and ivsprite is a dick but hes also you

[09:50] SD: so maybe you should talk to him about it?

[09:50] GP: i

[09:50] GP: i wouldnt tell myself anything

[09:50] GP: so.

[09:50] SD: i dont know okay just

[09:51] SD: he seems to care about chris

[09:51] GP: thats

[09:51] SD: if it relates to chris maybe hed be more willing to actually do his job

[09:51] GP: not something i want to play to

[09:51] GP: considering.

[09:51] SD: i dont know what other options there are iv nobody else is a time player and nobody else knows about your life better than you and chris

[09:52] SD: this is completely out of my realm as it is

[09:52] GP: i dont know either

[09:52] SD: i dont know what you expect me to do

[09:52] GP: i just want th15 to be over

[09:53] GP: i dont want to be a time player i dont want to do th15

[09:53] GP: why did i even play th15 game

[09:53] GP: one of you guys could have been the time player

[09:53] GP: and i

[09:53] GP: well

[09:53] GP: i wouldnt have had to worry about it at all i guess would i

[09:53] SD: we get the roles were meant to have with this stupid game or something

[09:54] SD: ...iv

[09:54] SD: you would have been dead.

[09:54] SD: thats.

[09:54] GP: ....

[09:54] SD: just

[09:54] SD: fuck

[09:54] SD: i know it sucks okay it sucks for all of us

[09:55] SD: and i dunno what youre expecting from me i dont know how im supposed to pull my knight shit with this but

[09:55] SD: youre not the only one who didnt want this and who doesnt want this

[09:55] SD: and i dunno

[09:55] SD: ill help if i can

[09:56] GP: what if i just

[09:56] GP: ugh

[09:56] GP: why do i care about any of you at all

[09:56] GP: i mean not all of you but

[09:56] GP: you and chr15 at least

[09:56] GP: if it werent 4 you guys i could just

[09:57] GP: it wouldnt matter

[09:57] SD: yeah well

[09:57] SD: were kind of here and if we can help it im pretty sure were not going anywhere

[09:57] SD: so

[09:57] SD: that means youre not allowed to either

[09:58] GP: ryoga

[09:58] GP: i

[09:58] GP: ....

[09:58] GP: thank you.

[10:00] SD: hmph

[10:00] SD: no problem i guess

[10:00] SD: someones gotta do it right

[10:00] SD: might as well be me

[10:01] GP: well it wasnt going to be me

[10:01] GP: thats 4 sure

[10:01] GP: i

[10:01] GP: shit

[10:01] GP: would you

[10:01] GP: tell him

[10:01] GP: i want to but i

[10:01] SD: i

[10:01] SD: might have already

[10:01] SD: told him that is

[10:01] GP: i

[10:02] GP: not that

[10:02] GP: i

[10:02] GP: tell him that

[10:02] GP: fuck

[10:02] SD: was there some other huge chris related thing we talked about

[10:02] GP: no

[10:02] SD: iv what do you want me to tell him

[10:02] GP: it

[10:02] GP: shit ryoga how hard 15 it to work out

[10:02] SD: im just worried ill tell him the wrong thing okay

[10:03] GP: ryoga.

[10:03] GP: its the obvious one okay

[10:04] GP: and i

[10:04] GP: thank you.

[10:04] SD: i told him

[10:04] SD: and

[10:04] SD: youre welcome

[10:04] SD: dont mention it etc

[10:05] GP: its

[10:05] GP: i mean its

[10:05] GP: different????

[10:05] GP: maybe????

[10:05] GP: i

[10:05] GP: i dont know the point 15 that

[10:05] GP: you two are the only reasons i dont just

[10:05] GP: give up on th15 whole thing

[10:07] SD: well im

[10:07] SD: im glad to help ok

[10:07] GP: no i mean

[10:07] GP: what you

[10:07] SD: like ill still kill you if you tell anyone i was gross and sappy at you but

[10:07] GP: said to him

[10:07] GP: i

[10:07] GP: from me

[10:08] GP: fuck i

[10:08] GP: 4get it okay

[10:08] SD: you really are infuriantingly vague

[10:08] GP: look i

[10:08] GP: what i wanted you to pass on to him

[10:08] GP: it's

[10:08] GP: true about you too just

[10:08] GP: different

[10:08] GP: i guess

[10:09] SD: ...im not sure

[10:09] SD: what that means

[10:09] SD: but

[10:09] SD: ok

[10:09] GP: i dont know exactly what it means either okay

[10:09] GP: just that

[10:09] GP: its a thing

[10:09] SD: well i

[10:09] SD: am ok with that then

[10:10] SD: i guess

[10:14] GP: ....

[10:14] GP: and

[10:14] GP: you know

[10:14] GP: if you uh

[10:14] GP: ever did change your mind

[10:14] GP: about that k15s thing

[10:17] GP: i

[10:17] SD: ill

[10:17] GP: you dont have to answer that i guess

[10:17] SD: uh

[10:17] SD: ill keep that in mind i guess???

[10:17] GP: and i guess its stupid anyway to want the same thing from both of you

[10:18] SD: im not going to act like i know whats stupid concerning relationships because

[10:18] SD: yeah i dont

[10:18] SD: but

[10:18] SD: i guess not knowing what you want isnt a crime so

[10:19] SD: juuuust yeah im not gonna respond to that right now because honestly i dont actually know how to

[10:20] GP: well i

[10:20] GP: i mean

[10:21] GP: i guess i kind of

[10:21] GP: do know what i want in regards to th15 at least it just

[10:21] GP: doesnt mesh all that well

[10:22] GP: because even assuming even one of you actually

[10:22] GP: whatever

[10:22] GP: then

[10:22] SD: uh

[10:22] SD: yeah

[10:22] GP: im pretty sure that both of you at once wouldnt be

[10:22] GP: a thing

[10:22] GP: uh

[10:22] SD: i can see how thatd be an issue

[10:22] SD: im

[10:22] SD: this is a

[10:22] SD: really awkward conversation

[10:23] SD: i dont actually know what im talking about at all just

[10:23] SD: you know that right

[10:23] GP: do you mean as in

[10:23] GP: not having experience or

[10:23] SD: er

[10:23] SD: that

[10:23] SD: and also

[10:23] SD: i dunno just

[10:23] SD: not my forte

[10:23] GP: because its so clearly mine

[10:24] SD: shut up okay youre older i reserve the right to be more awkward than you

[10:24] GP: thats

[10:24] GP: kind of

[10:25] GP: uh

[10:26] SD: im going to assume you arent finishing that sentence

[10:26] GP: yeah i

[10:26] GP: its

[10:26] GP: nice 15 all

[10:26] GP: th15

[10:26] GP: in a really messed up way

[10:26] SD: yeah i

[10:26] SD: messed up

[10:27] SD: but

[10:27] SD: not really

[10:27] SD: bad

[10:27] SD: i guess.

[10:27] GP: how did i know that last part was coming

[10:27] SD: shut up.

[10:28] SD: youre the one who types his ises as 15 okay shut up.

[10:28] GP: does it bother you

[10:28] SD: not really its just kind of your thing

[10:28] SD: saying stupid things is evidently mine

[10:28] GP: i might fight you 4 that one

[10:29] SD: you did kind of have a monopoly on it before sorry youll just have to deal

[10:31] GP: i can allow that

[10:31] GP: i guess

[10:32] SD: are you mocking me

[10:32] SD: youre mocking me arent you

[10:32] GP: no

[10:32] GP: well

[10:32] GP: maybe a little

[10:32] SD: maybe ill just start doing th15 then how would you feel about that

[10:32] GP: ....

[10:32] GP: i

[10:33] GP: you could do that

[10:33] GP: if you want

[10:34] GP: uh

[10:34] SD: iv you know i was mocking you right

[10:34] GP: well

[10:34] GP: i just

[10:34] GP: if you

[10:34] GP: i guess youd kind of

[10:34] GP: have the right to

[10:34] GP: after everything else today

[10:35] SD: well

[10:35] SD: dont worry

[10:35] SD: you can keep your typing thing

[10:35] SD: its yours after all

[10:35] SD: i make no promises about not using it to mock you though

[10:35] GP: so

[10:36] GP: given your usual record itll be right in your typing all the time by about

[10:36] GP: tomorrow

[10:36] GP: right????

[10:37] GP: ryoga????

[10:37] GP: you still there????

[10:40] GP: ryoga did you die

[10:40] GP: please dont have died

[10:44] GP: ryoga!!!!

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[10:44] -- sharkDrake [SD] changed their mood to OFFLINE --

[10:48] -- sharkDrake [SD] ceased pestering gimmickPuppet [GP] at 10:48 --

[10:48] -- sharkDrake [SD] began pestering gimmickPuppet [GP] at 10:48 --

[10:49] SD: wow ok

[10:49] GP: are you okay

[10:49] SD: im fine

[10:49] SD: why wouldnt i be

[10:49] SD: pesterchum just kind of died

[10:49] GP: you werent answering

[10:49] GP: oh

[10:50] GP: i dont know an imp might have gotten you or something

[10:50] SD: oh so you dont think i can handle myself then

[10:50] SD: i see how it is

[10:50] GP: i

[10:51] GP: no

[10:51] GP: i

[10:51] GP: dammit ryoga

[10:51] SD: iv that was a joke

[10:51] GP: ....

[10:51] GP: oh

[10:51] GP: i knew that.

[10:51] SD: of course you did.

[10:52] GP: shut up ryoga

[10:52] SD: well pretend for the sake of whatever dignity you have

[10:52] SD: what a clever reply

[10:52] GP: shhhh

[10:53] SD: no i wont shh

[10:54] SD: that would be boring

[10:54] GP: oh????

[10:54] GP: so youd rather talk to me????

[10:54] SD: no

[10:54] SD: i

[10:54] SD: no just

[10:54] SD: why would i be quiet in a chat window i have open

[10:54] SD: what is the point of that

[10:54] GP: well youre the one who kept threatening to stop talking to me earlier

[10:55] SD: well

[10:55] SD: are you implying you want me to shh then

[10:55] GP: hmmmm

[10:56] GP: under the current circumstances

[10:56] GP: no

[10:56] GP: i mean i could think of circumstances where i would want you to stop talking but

[10:56] GP: well

[10:57] SD: then stop telling me to shh

[10:57] GP: well you could always come here

[10:57] GP: and then there could be the circumstances where i actually want you to shhhh

[10:57] GP: ....

[10:57] GP: okay i guess thats

[10:57] GP: bad timing

[10:57] GP: 4 that

[10:57] GP: uh

[10:58] GP: never mind actually okay

[10:58] SD: no its actually

[10:58] SD: ok i mean

[10:58] SD: awkwardly hitting on me was always a thing before

[10:58] SD: im kind of used to itr

[10:58] SD: it*

[10:58] GP: thats true i guess

[10:58] GP: wait

[10:58] GP: hey

[10:58] GP: my flirting wasnt awkward be4

[10:58] SD: are you sure

[10:59] GP: yes

[10:59] SD: [03:33] GP: ill give you a k15s [03:33] GP: or whatever [03:33] SD: yeah [03:33] SD: no. [03:33] GP: are you sure

[10:59] SD: are you positive iv

[10:59] GP: whats awkward about that

[11:00] GP: i wanted to give you freedom to choose something else

[11:00] SD: pff

[11:00] SD: for the third time

[11:00] SD: i definitely believe you

[11:01] GP: ryoga in a minute

[11:01] GP: i am just going to come to you

[11:01] GP: and stop offering k15ses

[11:01] GP: and actually

[11:01] GP: give you one

[11:01] GP: to shut you up

[11:02] SD: oh

[11:02] SD: well

[11:02] SD: maybe i will

[11:02] SD: preemptively shut up then

[11:03] GP: hmmmm

[11:03] GP: 15 the idea of k15sing me really so awful

[11:04] GP: 15 it your first k15s 15 that the problem

[11:04] SD: no

[11:04] SD: maybe

[11:04] SD: shut up

[11:04] SD: also your chin is

[11:04] SD: really pointy okay

[11:04] SD: not that i noticed or anything

[11:04] SD: just

[11:04] SD: i dont want to be impaled

[11:05] SD: on your chin.

[11:05] GP: have you put a lot of thought into that then

[11:05] SD: no

[11:05] SD: why would i

[11:05] SD: dont flatter yourself

[11:05] GP: its okay ryoga

[11:06] GP: i wouldnt impale you on my chin

[11:06] GP: i prom15e

[11:06] SD: shut

[11:06] SD: up.

[11:07] GP: id give you a first k15s befitting the knight of heart ryoga

[11:07] GP: i mean im not sure exactly what being a knight of heart entails

[11:07] GP: but

[11:07] GP: i bet it means good k15ses

[11:08] SD: i

[11:08] SD: i dont even know how to reply to you

[11:08] SD: what am i supposed to say to this

[11:08] SD: ive never kissed anyone why would i be good at it

[11:08] SD: no

[11:08] SD: you didnt see that

[11:08] SD: shut up iv

[11:08] GP: id teach you

[11:08] GP: if you wanted

[11:09] SD: im

[11:09] GP: ....

[11:09] GP: well

[11:09] GP: i mean

[11:09] GP: i guess that

[11:10] GP: i shouldnt say that

[11:10] GP: that id teach you that 15

[11:10] SD: ...why not

[11:10] GP: i

[11:10] GP: well

[11:10] GP: i guess itd be more accurate to say that

[11:10] GP: we could learn together????

[11:11] SD: i

[11:11] SD: oh.

[11:11] SD: well im

[11:12] SD: i

[11:12] SD: maybe

[11:12] SD: i would be

[11:12] SD: ok with that.

[11:13] GP: s#dfpg

[11:13] GP: i

[11:13] GP: i didnt mean to send that

[11:13] GP: uh

[11:13] SD: i

[11:13] SD: can we

[11:14] SD: change the subject or something

[11:14] GP: whats the matter ryoga

[11:14] GP: am i making you blush

[11:14] SD: i knew you could do it i knew you couldnt not ruin a moment

[11:14] SD: its ok i forgive you

[11:15] GP: such a gracious knight huh

[11:16] GP: i should have known you could find it in your heart to 4give me

[11:16] SD: are you seriously making title puns

[11:16] GP: maybe

[11:17] SD: why did i ever tell you my title i should have forseen this

[11:17] GP: of course you should have

[11:17] GP: ....

[11:18] GP: i wonder what a knight of heart 15 supposed to do though

[11:18] SD: i dont really know to be honest

[11:18] SD: heart is supposed to be like

[11:18] SD: soul or something

[11:18] GP: so youre supposed to what

[11:18] SD: but i dunno what im supposed to do with that like

[11:18] GP: guard souls????

[11:18] SD: i

[11:18] SD: guess???

[11:18] SD: its all frustratingly vague

[11:19] GP: i dont know though

[11:19] GP: i mean

[11:19] GP: heart

[11:19] SD: also heart seems to come with no cool side powers at all except giving me a bunch of different consciousnesses who are all really obnoxious

[11:19] GP: maybe youre supposed to

[11:19] GP: ~guard love~

[11:20] SD: yeah

[11:20] SD: cause theres so much of that around here

[11:20] SD: thatd just make me useless

[11:20] GP: maybe someones got to make it first

[11:21] GP: if you come here you could

[11:21] GP: i dont know

[11:21] GP: practice on me

[11:21] GP: as it were

[11:22] SD: that was

[11:22] SD: unbelievably corny

[11:22] GP: yeah well

[11:23] GP: i dont even know what time it 15 any more and i havent slept

[11:23] SD: im

[11:23] GP: 4give me 4 not being on top 4m

[11:23] SD: weve been talking for three hours

[11:24] GP: have we

[11:24] GP: i didnt real15e

[11:24] SD: me either

[11:25] GP: ....

[11:25] GP: you should

[11:25] GP: come here

[11:25] GP: 4 real

[11:26] SD: i

[11:26] SD: ok i guess i can do that

[11:26] GP: you guess

[11:26] SD: shut up sometimes i just have to say

[11:26] SD: something

[11:26] SD: in some places

[11:26] SD: wow no i didnt admit that

[11:27] SD: erase that from your memory

[11:27] GP: i

[11:27] GP: 15 that

[11:27] GP: your thing then

[11:27] SD: i

[11:27] GP: you dont type differently

[11:27] GP: you just

[11:27] SD: i was going to say i guess but then i

[11:27] GP: oh my god

[11:27] GP: ryoga....

[11:27] SD: no its more like i dont really

[11:27] SD: always know

[11:27] SD: what to say.

[11:27] SD: so its a placeholder

[11:28] SD: if you tell anyone i might be forced to commit homicide

[11:28] GP: ....

[11:28] GP: fair trade

[11:28] GP: i wont tell anyone that

[11:28] GP: you dont tell that ive never k15sed anyone

[11:28] SD: ok

[11:28] SD: deal

[11:29] GP: are you going to come here though

[11:29] GP: im tired and i just

[11:29] GP: dont want to sleep all alone i guess

[11:29] SD: yeah i just kind of have to force myself to close the chat thing -- i

[11:30] GP: what

[11:30] SD: whatever just wait ok ill be there soon i guess

[11:30] GP: you guess.

[11:30] SD: shut UP

[11:31] GP: i wasnt mocking you

[11:31] GP: its

[11:31] GP: you.

[11:31] GP: 15 all

[11:31] SD: oh

[11:31] SD: i

[11:31] SD: okay then

[11:32] GP: ill see you ryoga

[11:32] GP: try to arrive be4e i actually fall asleep okay

[11:32] -- gimmickPuppet [GP] ceased pestering sharkDrake [SD] at 11:32 --

[11:32] -- gimmickPuppet [GP] began pestering sharkDrake [SD] at 11:32 --

[11:32] GP: *be4

[11:32] -- gimmickPuppet [GP] ceased pestering sharkDrake [SD] at 11:32 --

[11:33] -- sharkDrake [SD] began pestering gimmickPuppet [GP] at 11:33 --

[11:33] SD: you loser

[11:33] -- sharkDrake [SD] ceased pestering gimmickPuppet [GP] at 11:33 --